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Rough, honest, and a little cheeky — this outdoor coir doormat greets visitors before they knock. The bold typography and candid message set a playful, no-nonsense tone at the threshold, while the natural coconut fibers handle wet shoes and scraped-off dirt with ease. Built on a sturdy black vinyl backing, it stays put on porches and steps so you can keep welcoming (or warning) guests without constant fuss. Let this doormat be the first thing people see: warm humor, low maintenance, and practical durability all rolled into one.
Product features
- Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable scraping and natural look
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- Standard size 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use — sheds water and traps debris
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; eco-friendly material
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
Doormat — "Look At You Showing Up Unannounced And Shit" Funny Welcome Mat
$46.99
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$46.99
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Product features
- Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable scraping and natural look
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- Standard size 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use — sheds water and traps debris
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; eco-friendly material
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.